May
29
The Offshore Pirate
"I gave them all of the truth and none of the honesty."
“It is reported that about 30% of the world’s population is unemployed. That’s worse than the Great Depression, but it’s now an international phenomenon. You have 30% of the world unemployed, a huge amount of work that needs to be done just rebuilding the society alone. The people who are unemployed want to do the work, but the system is such a catastrophic failure that it cannot bring together idle hands and work. This is all hailed as a great success, and it is a great success - for a very small sector of the population.”
Noam Chomsky (via fyeahnoamchomsky)
“Oh why, oh why
Oh why haven’t you been there for me?
Can’t you see, I’m losing my mind this time?
This time, I think it’s for real, I can see”
(via thebluthcompany)
Hello, I’m Johnny Cash.
Oh this is good.
(via mattybing1025)
(via mattybing1025)
(via mattybing1025)
(via thebluthcompany)
May
28
Misra U
“Is there anyone interesting at all? No, bitches are scary.”
Sonia on OKCupid
“Well, I get ugly bitches too, but I don’t want to sleep with them. So I don’t.”
Kellen- “Jim Parsons came out. He’s gay.”
(Peter laughs.)
Mom- “Who’s that?”
Kellen- “You know, the guy who plays Sheldon on the Big Bang Theory.
(Peter stops laughing.)
Peter- “Oh, that guy. That’s not funny.”
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